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hoodrichjay:

If you’re not where you wanna be in life, why are you chilling so much?

fuckyesbeyonce:

Beyonce On Punk’d 

fact diva number one: check your nails after ruining children’s christmas hahahaha poor baby

lehroi:

goals

im back bitches

for five minutes I rly need to study lolsies

Black girls don’t have to be mixed to be beautiful

troubleisland:

pudding-eater:

Say it again!

One more time for the people in the back

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

eliaoko:

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

mooserattler:
“Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
”

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.